1. The Alarm Battle (Snooze vs Reality) ⏰
You set 5 alarms: 6:00, 6:05, 6:10, 6:15… and wake up at 8:30. The panic that follows is faster than a cardio workout.
2. The “Bas Nikal Raha Hoon” Lie 🤥
Your boss calls: “Where are you?”
You (still brushing teeth): “Bas sir, on the way, heavy traffic!”
Reality: You are searching for your other sock.
3. The Actual Traffic Jam 🚗
When you finally leave, the universe conspires against you. Cows, construction, and that one guy driving at 10km/h in the fast lane.
4. Entering Office Like a Ninja 🥷
You try to sneak in without making eye contact. If you move slowly enough, maybe the boss won’t see you.
5. The Boss’s Reaction 👿
He saw you. He definitely saw you. Prepare for the “Meeting Room” summon.
